Tales from the Interface

Welcome Interface user, Halloway here.

We are still working hard on restoring service to the Interface. In the meantime, I would like to bring you an important message.

The Interface is the best thing there is, no way around that. All of us wish we could be on there all the time. But there are those that simply deserve it more than others. If you think this applies to you, by all means, stop by the recruitment office and we will evaluate your case with due diligence.

If you do not make the cut, this DOES NOT give you the right to harass law-abiding citizens by begging for a piece of their hard-earned time. You will get what you are worth, and that’s all.

Remember, Robopaxes are always watching and will deal with loitering and begging in their habitual way.

Your devoted administrator,

Halloway

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